question 193

Q. Is there such a thing as Reincarnation?

A. We had better hope so, given the waiting times in the Health System...

question 192

Q. Do today's computer obsessed youngsters have any idea of their history - for instance, how many internet junkies know who was the French commander at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham?

A. Easy, Mont.com

question 191

Q. Why did the fish cross the road?

A. On Fridays he does the old Catholic neighborhoods for the chicken...

question 188

Q. What do kettles, mermaids, and union members have in common?

A. They all have scale.

question 178

Q. What operation are aging Boomers getting in order to feel young and cool?

A. "Hip" replacements.

question 176

Q. Why are there no penguins at the North Pole?

A. Because they taste like chicken, Ho Ho Ho....

question 174

Q. What does "dogmatic" mean?

A. Dogmatic means an "authoritative, arrogant assertion of unproved or unprovable principles."
The derivation of the word is interesting - the root word, Dog-Ma suggests that the ancients thought that dogmatic people were "sons-of-a-bitch".

question 170

Q. How is Canadian English different than English spoken elsewhere?

A. In Canadian English, the word "Saskatchewan" is always preceded by the word "from" and never by the word "to".