Saturday, December 5, 2009

question 179

Q. Are there any pickup lines that a guy shouldn't use over Christmas?

A. If you meet a shapely young woman wearing reindeer antlers, Do Not say "Nice Rack!"

Friday, December 4, 2009

question 178

Q. What operation are aging Boomers getting in order to feel young and cool?

A. "Hip" replacements.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

question 177

Q. What will we find different about our life once we have a baby?

A. Before you have a baby, "disposable" means income....

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

question 176

Q. Why are there no penguins at the North Pole?

A. Because they taste like chicken, Ho Ho Ho....