Wednesday, March 31, 2010

question 194

Q. Is the glass half full or half empty?

A. Neither. the glass is 95% filled with ice, which costs the establishment nothing to make, and is 5% filled with the liquid you ordered.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

question 193

Q. Is there such a thing as Reincarnation?

A. We had better hope so, given the waiting times in the Health System...

Monday, March 8, 2010

question 192

Q. Do today's computer obsessed youngsters have any idea of their history - for instance, how many internet junkies know who was the French commander at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham?

A. Easy,

Friday, March 5, 2010

question 191

Q. Why did the fish cross the road?

A. On Fridays he does the old Catholic neighborhoods for the chicken...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

question 190

Q. Why are Basenjis called 'Dog convertibles'?

A. Because they are roof-less.

Monday, March 1, 2010

question 189

Q. Why did Oedipus cross the road?

A. To get to the mother side....

Sunday, February 28, 2010

question 188

Q. What do kettles, mermaids, and union members have in common?

A. They all have scale.