question 60

Q. Is it true that oysters are aphrodisiacs?

A. The only part of oysters that have aphrodisiac properties are the pearls, and then only when arriving in large quantities, perfectly matched, top quality, hand knotted, with a sophisticated but secure clasp.

question 59

Q. Is it true that every dark cloud has a silver lining?

A. An unexpected sheet of metal in the sky would certainly explain a lot of mysterious airplane accidents.

question 58

Q. How can I meet cute guys in uniform?

A. Buy a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

question 57

Q. How could Shakespeare have written so much in one lifetime?

A. He lived before email.

question 56

Q. Were the pyramids made by Space Aliens?

A. Yes. They use them to store their supplies for Anal Probes.
Which of course is why the Sphinx is smiling.

question 55

Q. Why do Aliens have no noses?

A. Not sure. It may relate to constantly doing anal probes.

question 54

Q. Do cats actually have nine lives?

A. Yes. With the exception of metric cats, who have ten.