question 194

Q. Is the glass half full or half empty?

A. Neither. the glass is 95% filled with ice, which costs the establishment nothing to make, and is 5% filled with the liquid you ordered.

question 193

Q. Is there such a thing as Reincarnation?

A. We had better hope so, given the waiting times in the Health System...

question 192

Q. Do today's computer obsessed youngsters have any idea of their history - for instance, how many internet junkies know who was the French commander at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham?

A. Easy, Mont.com

question 191

Q. Why did the fish cross the road?

A. On Fridays he does the old Catholic neighborhoods for the chicken...

question 190

Q. Why are Basenjis called 'Dog convertibles'?

A. Because they are roof-less.

question 189

Q. Why did Oedipus cross the road?

A. To get to the mother side....

question 188

Q. What do kettles, mermaids, and union members have in common?

A. They all have scale.