question 91

Q. Is it true that there are huge numbers of well organized, well funded people watching our every move and taking pictures of everything we do?

A. Yes. They are called scrapbookers.

question 90

Q. How do I know if I've "let myself go"?

A. So long as you proofread everything you write, return all your library books, and keep the number of your cats in the single digits, the rest doesn't matter.

question 89

Q. What is the purpose of art?

A. To make future tourists glad they didn't live in the past.

question 88

Q. Who told the authorities about the librarian's nefarious plans?

A. Never trust a talking book.....

question 87

Q. What do women really want?

A. Not to be grouped together thoughtlessly by sex as one soulless, homogeneous group with only one desire, but to be treated thoughtfully, as individuals. Failing that, chocolate.

question 86

Q. Is there anything you can do to prevent your soul being stolen by snapshots?

A. Yes, sell it to the devil first. (See question #12 for details)

question 85

Q. Why do you write this blog?

A. To avoid exercise in its most insidious forms.